Steven Wright Quotes About Work

Quotes about: Work

• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Work, Humor

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

  Steven Wright

  Fun, Work, Distance

• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.

  Steven Wright

  Work, Opportunity, Self

• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Work, Humor

  "The Secret of All Art" by James Altucher, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 3, 2015.

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