Steven Wright Quotes About Girlfriends

Quotes about: Girlfriends

• I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Girlfriend, Humor

• My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.

  Steven Wright

  Death, Girlfriend, One Day

• When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

  Steven Wright

  Good Morning, Girlfriend, Mistake

• I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Song, Girlfriend

• My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Girlfriend, Writing

• I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.

  Steven Wright

  Girlfriend, Wall, Thinking

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