Steven Wright Quotes About Books

Quotes about: Books

• I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

• I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Jobs, Book

• Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

  Steven Wright

  Book, Islands, Desert

• I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

  Steven Wright

  Success, Book, Writing

• You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Book, Fall

• I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Children, Book

• My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.

  Steven Wright

  Book, Hero, Thrill

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