Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
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