Steven Wright Quotes About Cooking

Quotes about: Cooking

• I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humorous, Food

• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

  Steven Wright

  Kindness, Food, Moving

• Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

  Steven Wright

  Cat, Justice, Cooking

• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

  Steven Wright

  Food, Humor, Cooking

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