Steven Wright Quotes About Writing

Quotes about: Writing

• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Success, Clever

• I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

• If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Writing

• It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

  Steven Wright

  Reading, Writing, Gears

• I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

  Steven Wright

  Success, Book, Writing

• I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Suicide, Writing

• Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Writing, Humor

• I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Inspiration, Writing

• If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Writing, Humor

• I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me.

  Steven Wright

  Writing, Trying, Down And

• My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Girlfriend, Writing

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