Steven Wright Quotes About Money

Quotes about: Money

• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Money, Humor

• I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Money, Humor

• The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Money, Humor

• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Money, Humor

• A fool and his money are soon partying.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Money, Party

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