Steven Wright Quotes About Sleep

Quotes about: Sleep

• When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

  Steven Wright

  Good Morning, Girlfriend, Mistake

• I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Learning, Humor

• Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Couple, Mistake

• When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.

  Steven Wright

  Mother, Sleep, Night

• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

  Steven Wright

  Sleep, Naps, Annoying

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