Steven Wright Quotes About Fun

Quotes about: Fun

• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Success, Clever
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  There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Sports, Sarcastic
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  I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Food, Coffee

• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

  Steven Wright

  Fun, Work, Distance

• I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Beach, Nature

• Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Ocean, Humor

• When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

  Steven Wright

  Death, Fun, Science

• I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Barbie

• I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

  Steven Wright

  Dog, Fun, Justice

• There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you can't get it anywhere else. And I've been doing it since I was 23, so it's part of my being - it's part of my fabric as a person.

  Steven Wright

  Fun, Interesting, Alive

• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Fall, Humor

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