Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.
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