Steven Wright Quotes About Walking

Quotes about: Walking

• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

  Steven Wright

  Fun, Work, Distance

• A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Friendship, Humor

• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Eyeglasses

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Time, Humor

• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

  Steven Wright

  Dog, People, Ledges

• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, People

• George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

  Steven Wright

  Bridges, Radio, Comedy

• Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.

  Steven Wright

  Distance, Long, Walking

• I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

  Steven Wright

  Tree, Forests, Walking

  "I Have A Pony". Comedy album by Steven Wright, 1985.

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