Steven Wright Quotes About Energy

Quotes about: Energy

• In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Home, Humor

• I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops

  Steven Wright

  Home, Air, Understanding

• Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Running

• What do batteries run on?

  Steven Wright

  Running, Home, Energy

• I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it

  Steven Wright

  Home, Energy, Pay

• If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell

  Steven Wright

  Home, Heaven, Energy

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