Steven Wright Quotes About Wall

Quotes about: Wall

• I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Wall, Humor

• My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Friendship, Wall

• Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Wall, Real

• I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.

  Steven Wright

  Girlfriend, Wall, Thinking

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