Steven Wright Quotes About Waiting

Quotes about: Waiting

• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Cute, Time

• I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Fax Machines

• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Waiting

• Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Pigs

• Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

• The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Waiting

• After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Water

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