Steven Wright Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Children, Humor

• Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.

  Steven Wright

  Children, Nice, Home

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

  Steven Wright

  Children, Keys, Two

• I was an only child, eventually.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Children, Humor

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Friendship, Witty

• Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

  Steven Wright

  Children, Insane, Littles

• I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Children, Book

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