Steven Wright Quotes About Morning

Quotes about: Morning

• I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".

  Steven Wright

  Morning, Stuff, Stolen

• When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

  Steven Wright

  Good Morning, Girlfriend, Mistake

• The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Morning, Humor

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