Steven Wright Quotes About Birds

Quotes about: Birds

• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Witty, Time

• Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

  Steven Wright

  Laughing, Bird, Imagine

• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Bird

• It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

  Steven Wright

  Confused, Confusion, Bird

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