George Carlin Quotes About Age

Quotes about: Age

• I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Mirrors, Differences

• At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.

  George Carlin

  Thinking, Age, Three

• Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

  George Carlin

  Humorous, Stupid People, Catholic

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.

  George Carlin

  Florida, Age, Temperature

• Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.

  George Carlin

  Age, Pay, Hell

• What occurs as you age is an accumulation of information, data, knowledge, and what I'm going to call the matrix of the mind. There's just a rich, textured, field of information and impressions that have been all networked by the brain.

  George Carlin

  Data, Brain, Mind

  Source: mavericksofthemind.com

• Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

  George Carlin

  Baby, Military, Stupid

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the Golden Age of television came along when I was still in my early teens.

  George Carlin

  Guy, Comedian, Age

  Source: mavericksofthemind.com

• When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.

  George Carlin

  Being Yourself, Smart, School

  Source: mavericksofthemind.com

• I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Birthday, Meaningful

  "‘Orange Is the New Black’ ... Geek Is the New Chic... 60 Is the New?" by David Sable, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 26, 2013.

• By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

  George Carlin

  Mother, Voice, Laughing

  Source: reprints.longform.org

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