George Carlin Quotes About Animals

Quotes about: Animals

• When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.

  George Carlin

  Movie, Horse, Kids

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• Meow” means “woof” in cat.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Dog, Mean

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.197, Hachette UK

• I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.

  George Carlin

  Animal, Innocent, Undoing

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

  George Carlin

  Sleep, Animal, Vegetarian

• Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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