Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt
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