George Carlin Quotes About Water

Quotes about: Water

• Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Life, Humor

• Let me get a sip of water here... you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know why? Because I'm an American and I expect a little cancer in my food and water. I'm a loyal American and I'm not happy unless I let government and industry poison me a little bit every day.

  George Carlin

  Letting Go, Philosophy, Cancer

  "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics". Comedy album by George Carlin, 1990.

• The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Water

• If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

  George Carlin

  People, Water, Monsters

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