George Carlin Quotes About Gas

Quotes about: Gas

• Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Travel

  George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.52, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

• When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.

  George Carlin

  Night, Light, Lamps

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

  George Carlin

  Gas Stations, Locks, Bathroom

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