Gas Stations Quotes

• Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.

  John McCain

  Country, Russia, Republican

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• I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.

  Eddie Vedder

  Eye, Sandwiches, Want

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• Life is not a tour of gas stations.

  Tim O'Reilly

  Life Is, Gas, Stations

  Tim O'Reilly (2017). “WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us”, p.360, Random House

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• A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Fathers Day, Children

  Bill Cosby (1987). “Fatherhood”, Berkley Publishing Group

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• Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don’t want to run out of gas on your trip, but you’re not doing a tour of gas stations.

  Tim O'Reilly

  Running, Business, Entrepreneur

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• I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out

  Wally Schirra

  Names, Space, Should

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• The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.

  Michelle Obama

  Reality, Men, Black

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• Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind.

  Richard Powers

  Book, Reading, Thought Provoking

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• When lost, I look for gas stations for counsel.

  Laurel Lea

  Travel, Looks, Lost

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• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

  George Carlin

  Locks, Bathroom, Clean

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• Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.

  Orlando Bloom

  Soul, Gas, Stations

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• Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

  Joey Bishop

  Money, Thinking, Paper

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• I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

  Al Yankovic

  Self, Use, Pumps

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• I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.

  Jane Fonda

  People, Waiting, Lucky

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• I asked a couple of months ago if anyone would like to start picketing the gas stations.

  Ron Ziegler

  Couple, Months, Picketing

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• I ended up buying a restaurant. Already we had invested in a gas station and a metal products plant.

  Esther Williams

  Buying, Plant, Restaurants

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• Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeless land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs-by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air.

  Alistair Cooke

  Air, Land, Car

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• I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.

  Alyson Hannigan

  Funny, Cute, Boyfriend

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• I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend. The geography, the people, the smell, the touch, the taste, the gas stations. I'm madly in love with America.

  Vincent Gallo

  Girlfriend, Smell, America

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• He ran a gas station down in St. Louis. No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.

  Hillary Clinton

  Leader, Century, Ran

  "MEANWHILE: Gandhi, for one, would have found it funny". Salil Tripathi, International Herald Tribune, January 21, 2004.

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• If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We won't have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth.

  Maria Bartiromo

  Winter, Car, Growth

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• The common mistake that business people make is they're going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helped

  John Warren Kindt

  Mistake, Gambling, People

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• Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.

  Jay Leno

  Security Guards, Hiring, Considering

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• Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

  John Dillinger

  Couple, Firsts, Gas

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• I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.

  Lionel Richie

  People, Fame, Fortune

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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