Bathroom Quotes

• Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

  George V

  Life, Godly, Advice

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• Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

  Candice Bergen

  Funny, Memorable, California

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• Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

  Billy Carter

  Party, Drinking, Food

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• We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.

  Connie Sellecca

  Girl, Four, Bedroom

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• There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.

  Kiefer Sutherland

  Two, Doe, Mercy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom.

  Alicia Keys

  Sadness, Writing, Want

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• Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

  Richard M. Nixon

  Toilets, Unions, Nickels

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• All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

  Linda Fiorentino

  Thinking, Today, Cleaning

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

  Natalie Wood

  Mother, Social Worker, Workers

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• Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Fall, Humor

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• There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.

  Sylvia Plath

  Inspirational, Sad, Women

  Sylvia Plath (2016). “The Bell Jar”, p.12, Hamilton Books

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• I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.

  Shannen Doherty

  Guy, Sitting, Dinner

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• One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I realized I had one of two choices, change the list or change myself.

  Star Jones

  Mirrors, Two, Choices

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• There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

  Leah Remini

  Involved

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me.

  Ned Vizzini

  People, World, Sanctuary

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• Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.

  Dave Eggers

  Tree, Yards, December

  Dave Eggers (2014). “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius: Picador Classic”, p.1, Pan Macmillan

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• Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.

  Dennis Brown

  Running, Water, Singing

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  I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

  Bob Hope

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• [about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

  Billy Wilder

  Sleep, Hotel

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about

  Tommy Shaw

  Song, Wish, Forgotten

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• I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.

  Kyan Douglas

  Ideas, Feelings, Brilliant

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Early on in my career, I'd go into the makeup trailer, and they'd spend an hour doing my makeup, and I would hate it. I'd go into the bathroom, wash it off and start over again, which took an enormous amount of time. So I just started doing it myself.

  Donna Mills

  Hate, Makeup, Careers

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• I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.

  Jeanne Moreau

  Couple, Thinking, People

  "Jeanne Moreau: 'Living is risking'". Interview with Emma Brockes, www.theguardian.com. October 31, 2001.

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• I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.

  Katie Holmes

  Kitchen, Lists, Bed

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• I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.

  Ani DiFranco

  Mirrors, Self Love, Able

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