Toilets Quotes

• Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

  Richard Jeni

  Important, Paper, Seems

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• If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

  Behdad Sami

  Crap, Ifs

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• Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

  Zach Braff

  Toilet Seat, Cold, Seats

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• I think toilets are more important than temples.

  Narendra Modi

  Thinking, Important, Temples

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• There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.

  Taylor York

  Home, Like You

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• If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

  Al Yankovic

  Political, Paper, Want

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• I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

  Andy Rooney

  Life, Paper, I've Learned

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• I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get salvation. We need to give priority to toilets and cleanliness.

  Jairam Ramesh

  Thinking, Giving, Priorities

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• When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.

  Dana Gould

  Doors, Sound, Window

  "10 hilarious tweets from the great Dana Gould" by Liana Maeby, uproxx.com. January 21, 2014.

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• My name is only an anagram of toilets.

  T. S. Eliot

  Names, Anagrams

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• Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.

  Geoffrey Hill

  Doe, Duty

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• The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

  Ronnie Barker

  Inspirational, Funny, Police

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Paper, Toilet Paper, Worth Living

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2013). “Styxx”, p.866, Macmillan

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• The world is divided up into two kinds of people - those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl, and those who don't.

  John Gregory Dunne

  Two, People, Looks

  John Gregory Dunne (2007). “Nothing Lost”, p.329, Vintage

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• The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

  Orson Scott Card

  Reason, Elimination, Process

  Orson Scott Card (2013). “Ender's Game Boxed Set: Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow”, p.99, Macmillan

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• There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

  Patrick Süskind

  Men, Needs, There Comes A Time

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• People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

  Billy Connolly

  People, Needs, Thanks

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• Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

  Barry Humphries

  Funny, Country, Humor

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• Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

  Richard M. Nixon

  Unions, Bathroom, Nickels

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• There are some ghost stories in Japan where - when you are sitting in the bathroom in the traditional style of the Japanese toilet - a hand is actually starting to grab you from beneath. It's a very scary story.

  Shigeru Miyamoto

  Ghost Stories, Japan, Hands

  "Shigeru Miyamoto talks 'Legend of Zelda',' 'Mariokart'". Interview with Darren Franich, ew.com. February 10, 2012.

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• If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.

  Bruce Springsteen

  Order, Play, Done

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• I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.

  J. K. Rowling

  Believe, Doubt, Trying

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• If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.

  Jim Thompson

  Paper, Wanted, Inflation

  "The Killer Inside Me".

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• Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.

  Klaus Kinski

  Cleaning, Movie Making

  "Klaus Kinski & The Thing" by Marcelle Clements. Playboy, Vol. 32, Iss. 11, November 1985.

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• We buy our own toilet paper even here in the White House.

  Barack Obama

  White, House, Paper

  Source: www.cbsnews.com

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