Crap Quotes

• Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.

  James Taylor

  Things In Life, Important, Usual

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. hey go on and on with all this bullshit about "sanctity"—don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.

  Clint Eastwood

  Gay, People, Giving

  "The Leo Tapes". Interview with Mark Harris, www.gq.com. October 8, 2011.

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• As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

  Dick Cavett

  Inspirational, Funny, Business

  Playboy Interview. Vol. 18, no. 3, p. 70, March 1971.

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• I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

  Bill Cosby

  Doctors, Speak English, People

  Address at the NAACP' on the 50th Anniversary of Brown v. Board of Education, delivered 17 May 2004, Constitution Hall, Washington D.C.

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• And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.

  Shia LaBeouf

  Movie, Believe, Golf

  Interview With Paul Fischer, moviehole.net. February 7, 2005.

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• I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

  Siobhan Fahey

  Writing, Guitar, My Own

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• To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There's peace where there's order.

  Joe Gold

  Running, Simple, Order

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• Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap

  Morton Feldman

  Piano, Typical, Might

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• To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

  Colin Mochrie

  Hard Work, Discipline, Talent

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was very much fascinated with the technology we had that we could edit in the computer our compositions, but all the sounds that were available on the market were crap.

  Miroslav Vitous

  Technology, Sound, Computer

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• Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him.

  Dean Koontz

  Literature, Majority, Dean

  Dean Koontz (2007). “Seize the Night: A Novel”, p.85, Bantam

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• The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.

  George Michael

  Business, Vanity, Self

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• The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

  Bill Maher

  Next Week, Defense, Want

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• I think generally playing live is a crap idea. So much of stage work is the presentation of personality, and I've never been interested in that.

  Brian Eno

  Thinking, Ideas, Personality

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• Being a woman is really crap.

  Siobhan Fahey

  Being A Woman

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• Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.

  Guy Kawasaki

  Money, Business, Creativity

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• This is what you work for, putting all the other crap that you hear aside. Just being able to participate in a World Series is pretty much everything. But you do want to win!

  Bobby Bonilla

  Sports, Winning, World

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• There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it's all about. It's a lifestyle. It's not about popularity and all that crap.

  Billie Joe Armstrong

  Play, Band, Clue

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• A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

  Roseanne Barr

  Mom, Mother, Beer

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• You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.

  Bea Arthur

  Knows

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• I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday to predict.

  Carroll Shelby

  Attitude, People, Doomsday

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• The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it.

  Leonard Baskin

  Education, Art, Believe

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• When you look at some of the most respected actors there are and the crap that they're in... it didn't used to be that way.

  Jason Patric

  Looks, Actors, Way

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• I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?

  Dennis Farina

  Jesus, Writing, Two

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• Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

  Brian Clough

  Soccer, Winning, Player

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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