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• You guys have to understand that I started in as deep of waters as there is. I've been the underdog since the first time I put gloves on. I love my fans but I don't give a crap about who thinks who is gonna win or not. This isn't a team sport. I'm the one that has to deal with the person fighting in front of me.

  Joe Warren

  Sports, Team, Fighting

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• You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

  Tucker Max

  Email, Brutal, Ifs

  Source: www.complex.com

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• I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap.

  James Cameron

  Want, Audience

  "James Cameron, Alister Grierson, and Andrew Wight Interview SANCTUM". Interview with Sheila Roberts, collider.com. January 31, 2012.

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• That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Humor, Men

  "Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed", www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• One of the great things with comedy is that there's no such thing as a mediocre comedy; it's either uproarious or crap. That's the problem.

  Michael Caine

  Comedy, Problem, Mediocre

  Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. March 18, 2003.

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• What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Book, Interesting, Most Interesting

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• When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

  Tim Allen

  Running, Reality, Jail

  “Tim Allen: What I've Learned” by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. October 11, 2011.

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• I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Keys, Together

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• The junk food of political journalism...all reshuffle stories are crap.

  Alastair Campbell

  Political, Junk, Stories

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• Science fiction fans are awesome, they love you so much that they'll watch anything you do, even if it's complete crap. I never dreamed that I would go to conventions and sit down and have coffee with a Klingon. It's so weird, but it's my life.

  Katee Sackhoff

  Coffee, Love You, Fans

  "Starbuck Speaks". Eric Gillin, www.esquire.com. June 28, 2007.

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• We study play because life is crap. Life is crap, and it’s full of pain and suffering, and the only thing that makes it worth living — the only thing that makes it possible to get up in the morning and go on living — is play. Art and play.

  Brian Sutton-Smith

  Morning, Art, Pain

  "How Might Video Games Be Good for Us?" by Jane McGonigal, www.bigquestionsonline.com. October 15, 2012.

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• At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just be dead.

  Frederick Lenz

  Buddhism, Opportunity, Play

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• I don't think there is a 'gay lifestyle.' I think that's superficial crap, all that talk about gay culture. A couple of restaurants on Castro Street and a couple of magazines do not constitute culture. Michelangelo is culture. Virginia Woolf is culture. So let's don't confuse our terms. Wearing earrings is not culture.

  Rita Mae Brown

  Couple, Gay, Thinking

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• You've got to stop eating unhealthy crap. You've got to eat vegetables, fruit and lean meat.

  Mike Moreno

  Vegetables, Meat, Fruit

  Mike Moreno (2013). “The 17 Day Diet Breakthrough Edition”, p.14, Simon and Schuster

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• If you want to make real money, do something that scares the crap out of 99% of the population, and only one person in a couple of hundred is physically capable of.

  Charlie Kelly

  Couple, Real, Scare

  Source: ride.io

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• The new millennium sucks! What a disappointment! What's the difference between the old millennium and the new millennium? Nothing! It's the same load of crap with a '2' in the front. When I was a kid, I am old enough so that when I was a kid, I looked forward to the new millennium. When I was young, I said, 'I'm gonna live through a change! A massive change! Things are gonna be different! Things are gonna be great!' Screwed again! No flying cars! No flying cars!

  Lewis Black

  Disappointment, Kids, Flying Cars

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• I used to enjoy all the white bands when I was a kid listening to the radio. But the record companies, they take music and label it - like, they say "rock". Because the white singers can't sound like James Brown, they call him "soul". They've been doing that for years. That's the prejudice crap.

  Miles Davis

  Kids, Rocks, Years

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• I like all the clichés. I mean, I love someone who lives in Los Angeles - so that's a big draw. But I love the weather. It does feel like a slightly healthier lifestyle, being able to hike and do all that crap.

  Justin Theroux

  Mean, Weather, Doe

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Order, Great Writers, Persons

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• I hate crap, I like craftsmanship

  Isabella Blow

  Hate, I Hate, Craftsmanship

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• Whenever you are in the world of the tonal, you should be an impeccable tonal; no time for irrational crap. But whenever you are in the world of the nagual, you should also be impeccable; no time for rational crap. For the warrior intent is the gate in between. It closes completely behind him when he goes either way

  Carlos Castaneda

  Warrior, World, Way

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• Some says that genetic engineering is within the scope of the God! Well, it was so, that area would have been encircled with the impassable high walls! Mankind cannot lose its time with this kind of religious craps! Genetic engineering is our garden!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Religious, Wall, Garden

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• In the past, people said I wasn't focused and didn't give it the time. That's a bunch of crap. I'm not doing anything different now than I did before.

  Buddy Rice

  Past, People, Giving

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• All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.

  Woody Allen

  Years, Joy, Golden

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• Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.

  Demetri Martin

  Powerful, Mean, Men

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