I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.
Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
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