Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes - Page 6

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• Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.

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  Relax, Together, Tension

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• Without me there could be no everybody.

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• Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

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  Communication, Kissing, Wonderful

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• The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

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  Sex, Trouble, Reason

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• The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.

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• If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

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  Hilarious, Lying, Ifs

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• Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.

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  Names, Firsts, Trouble

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• Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

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  Answers, Problem

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• Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

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  Stupidity, Competition, Records

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• Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.

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  Inspirational, Moving, Home

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• Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

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  Fitness, Relaxation, Massage

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• Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

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  Life, Lying, Brilliant

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• In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.

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  Growing Up, Ideas, Democracy

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• It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

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  Impossible, Sometimes, Embarrassing

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• Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

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  Doe, Genius, Obvious

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• There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.

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  Beautiful, Dream, Reality

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• If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

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  Coffee, Ifs

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• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

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  Sarcastic, Sarcasm, Feelings

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• Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.

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  Acting, Influence, Human Nature

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• All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

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  Humorous, Power, Profound

  Ashleigh Brilliant (1985). “All I Want is a Warm Bed and a Kind Word and Unlimited Power: Even More Brilliant Thoughts”, Brilliant Enterprises

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• Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

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  Luck, Lucky, Bad Luck

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• They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

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  Laughing, Uncomfortable, Feels

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• How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do

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  Trying, Remember, Ifs

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• There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

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  Men, Differences, Interesting

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• The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.

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  Teacher, Successful, Needs

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