If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
Scientists say we use 10% of our brain. That's way too much. By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
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