The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body
Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Better start rushing before the rush begins!
I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
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