My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.
I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.
My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.
I will always love the false image I had of you.
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
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