Crap Quotes - Page 12

• But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

  Jon Lovitz

  Men, Thinking, Fake

  Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. December 29, 2010.

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• What I'm trying to do is help people understand if for one day they could have the best day ever, where there energy and there focus and everything is super clear and they feel like a great golden god... if you do that one time you know you're capable of it and you can start working towards that. Most people I know have felt like crap without knowing it most of their life. They've never had a wonderful day. Once you have that day, you can learn how to kick more ass repeatedly.

  Dave Asprey

  Knowing, People, Focus

  Source: www.goodreads.com

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• Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

  P. C. Cast

  Dying, Sake, Aphrodite

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• Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead?

  J. D. Salinger

  Death, Hope, Flower

  J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

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• I’m just being myself. There is not an ounce of me that believes any of that crap that they say. We can’t be feminine and be feminists and be successful? I want to be a f-king feminist and wear a f-king Peter Pan collar. So f-king what?

  Zooey Deschanel

  Kings, Believe, Successful

  "5 of Our Favorite Things Zooey Deschanel (Glamour's February Cover Star!) Shared With Us". www.glamour.com. January 2, 2013.

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• I wouldn't do my roles if I really hated it. I've done things I hated, but I didn't go into them thinking I would hate them. I want to have fun. I don't want to go to work and not enjoy it. So if I'm swirling around on some wires, talking to Fred Flintstone, I make it the funnest I can. I also want to be good at it. I don't want to be a crap cartoon character. I want to be proud I'm a vitamin!

  Alan Cumming

  Fun, Hate, Character

  Source: film.avclub.com

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• There are so many people in this world that have the look and have talent, and yet they keep putting out this teenybopper singers that have no vocal capability at all. Sometimes I think there's no real music anymore. We don't have singers like we did back in the day. Music is supposed to convey a message. Music is supposed to make you feel a certain way. Now, I don't want to hear about big bootie shaking on the floor. Music just isn't what it used to be. I think that with the times changing, labels do actually need to get that and stop signing all these crap artists.

  Brianna Taylor

  Real, Artist, Thinking

  Source: www.fanbolt.com

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• I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

  Colin Mochrie

  Believe, World, Stage

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• There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends, and there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.

  David Foster

  Love, People, Giving

  "Fictional character: Dr. Gregory House". TV Series "House" ("TB or Not TB", 2005), www.imdb.com. (2004–2012).

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• I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July.  And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up.  It's what the founding fathers would want.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Father, 4th Of July, Energy

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• When I see an entire community disenfranchised, it disturbs me. Not that I'm a message guy, per se. I write about people. I like to write about human beings, not crap political rhetoric. I've tried to avoid that all my life. When I wrote about soldiers in Vietnam, I wasn't trying to make a political statement. I was trying to write about how screwed things were for soldiers, and how they still are.

  Billy Joel

  Writing, People, Community

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• In my 20s, I railed against anything 'spiritual', I thought it was all crap.

  Alice Sebold

  Spiritual

  "Above and beyond". Interview with Katharine Viner, www.theguardian.com. August 23, 2002.

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• Donald Westlake's Parker novels are among the small number of books I read over and over. Forget all that crap you've been telling yourself about War and Peace and Proust-these are the books you'll want on that desert island.

  Lawrence Block

  War, Book, Islands

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• Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.

  Ira Glass

  Funny, Humorous, Enough

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• Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone.

  George Harrison

  Song, Rap, Killing Someone

  "The Beatles - After the Break-up : In Their Own Words". Book by David Bennahum (p. 54), 1991.

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• Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands, then ninety percent of them are going to be crap. It's just a given law.

  David Byrne

  Guitar, Law, People

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• Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap.

  Derek Raymond

  Writing, Class, Style

  Derek Raymond (2011). “He Died with His Eyes Open: Factory 1”, p.154, Profile Books

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• Performers are so vulnerable. They're frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment where it's warm, where it's OK to fail - a kind of home, I suppose.

  Jane Campion

  Home, Trying, Directors

  "Jane Campion: 'I make films so I can have fun with the characters'". Interview with Peter Conrad, www.theguardian.com. October 117, 2009.

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• Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

  Kurt Cobain

  Guitar, World, Sound

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• Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.

  Benedict Cumberbatch

  School, Males, Adolescence

  "Benedict Cumberbatch on playing Sherlock Holmes". Interview with Amanda Mitchison, www.theguardian.com. July 16, 2010.

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• I hate to hear 'Less is more.' It's a crock of crap.

  R. Lee Ermey

  Hate, Less Is More, I Hate

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• I still think a reasonable question is, would we be better off with [Muamar] Gadhafi and Bashar al-Assad still in there and Mubarak still there and Saddam [Hussein] there than the crap we have got looking at us now?

  Chris Matthews

  Thinking, Hussein, Als

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• Star Wars was great at the beginning and crap at the end while Star Trek has always been interesting, and the difference is in the writing, and the thematic intentions.

  William Monahan

  Stars, War, Writing

  Source: collider.com

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• It is very important to embrace failure and to do a lot of stuff — as much stuff as possible — with as little fear as possible. It’s much, much better to wind up with a lot of crap having tried it than to overthink in the beginning and not do it.

  Stefan Sagmeister

  Wind, Important, Littles

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• I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

  Craig Ferguson

  Band, Way, Said

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