Crap Quotes - Page 2

• Most modern comedy is crap.

  Ade Edmondson

  Comedy, Modern

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• All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.

  Dustin Diamond

  Stars, Children, Growing Up

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• I think what sets this one apart is that there are two horror movie icons finally battling each other. You actually see them beat the crap out of each other instead of just terrorizing the kids in the movie.

  Monica Keena

  Kids, Thinking, Two

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• Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there's a lot of images that go with the music. A lot of music is crap and it's all commercial and the images are all trying to sell the record.

  Neil Young

  Music, Eye, People

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• I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, 'Why?' Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, 'No, that's not right.' Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Death, Pain, Wall

  "Fight Club". Book by Chuck Palahniuk, 1996.

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• You know, I was crap. But I had the commitment, and I had the understanding, that the basis of football is skill on the ball, and if you spend the time with it, you're gonna reap the rewards.

  Craig Johnston

  Football, Commitment, Skills

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• There may be a new album, and there may not. Right now, we're encouraging bootlegging because there have been some great live things that ended up on the Internet. Rather than try to stop it, we like it. If nobody gave a crap about you, they wouldn't bother to bootleg you.

  Burton Cummings

  Trying, Albums, May

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• I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap.

  Simon Cowell

  Dream, College, Thinking

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• We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Special, Snowflake, Fight Club Book

  "Fight Club". Book by Chuck Palahniuk, August 17, 1996.

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• I've been working some really long hours for the last five or six years. Anybody who works on series television knows, and especially women because women spend probably two hours more than the guys with all their hair and makeup crap.

  Victoria Pratt

  Makeup, Hair, Years

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• White people scare the crap out of me.

  Michael Moore

  White, People, Scare

  Michael Moore (2002). “Stupid whitemen: ...and other sorry excuses for the state of the nation”

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• We talk about a free press. These people hide, they make a lot of money off the media. They hide behind the slogans of free press, and then they can come out with crap like that. It's just garbage. It's insulting to the readers.

  Robert Scheer

  Media, People, Insulting

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• A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.

  Lauren Hutton

  Modeling

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• There's so much crap talked about acting.

  Ben Kingsley

  Acting

  "I can do anything" by Brian Logan, www.theguardian.com. January 2, 2001.

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• My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.

  Lisa Bonet

  Desire

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.

  Guy Lafleur

  Long, Giving, Crowds

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• Ninety percent of everything is crap.

  Theodore Sturgeon

  Funny, Drinking, Humor

  Venture Science Fiction, March 1958.

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• It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don't want to spend my life being angry.

  Stella McCartney

  Writing, People, Trying

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• When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.

  Mike Tyson

  Sports, Book, People

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• Everything government touches turns to crap.

  Ringo Starr

  Libertarian Party, Government, Liberty

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• I think there are lots of ways to make good work. You can throw big bucks at a project and make what some would call crap, or you can work very modestly with eloquently moving results.

  Barbara Kruger

  Moving, Thinking, Bucks

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• I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap.

  Sting

  Hate, Rocks, Rock Music

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• I never said half the crap people said I did.

  Albert Einstein

  People, Half, Said

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• Climate change is crap.

  Tony Abbott

  Climate, Climate Change

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.

  Kristen Stewart

  Girl, Scary, Scare

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