Toilets Quotes - Page 3

• It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

  Rod Serling

  Funny, Dance, Humor

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• Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?

  Billy Connolly

  Funny, Travel, Wings

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• I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

  Sheryl Crow

  Squares, Sitting, Paper

  "Singer's toilet paper musings leave Rove untouched" by Dan Glaister, www.theguardian.com. April 23, 2007.

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• Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.

  J. K. Rowling

  Humor, Years, Ideas

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• You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.

  Bill Watterson

  New York, Reading, Character

  Source: www.tcj.com

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• He was a man too busy to flush toilets.

  Mona Simpson

  Inspirational, Motivational, Men

  Mona Simpson (2011). “A Regular Guy”, p.3, Vintage

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• Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper.

  Porochista Khakpour

  Paper, Toilet Paper

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• The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water.

  Rose George

  Humble, Water, Disease

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• I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am.

  Hilary Swank

  Believe, Cutting, Who I Am

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.

  Pamela Anderson

  Funny, Husband, Men

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• Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.

  Eric Carr

  Friendship, My Best Friend, Shows

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• Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.

  Aaron Eckhart

  Jobs, Careers, Wells

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• My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

  Dolly Parton

  Aunt, Looks, Paper

  Dolly Parton, Randy Schmidt (2017). “Not Dumb, Not Blonde: Dolly In Conversation”, p.86, Omnibus Press

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• Schools across India do not have teachers, libraries, playing grounds and even toilets. I do not want to see empty classrooms, empty libraries. I do not want to see cattle grazing on fields meant to be cricket or football grounds.

  Sachin Tendulkar

  Football, Teacher, School

  "'I am not in a race with Anna Hazare'". Interview with Shantanu Guha Ray, indiatoday.intoday.in. October 7, 2011.

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• Behavior influences consciousness. Right behavior means right consciousness. Our attitude here and now influences the entire environment: our words, actions, ways of holding and moving ourselves, they all influence what happens around us and inside us. The actions of every instant, every day, must be right...Every gesture is important. How we eat, how we put on our clothes, how we wash ourselves, how we go to the toilet, how we put our things away, how we act with other people, family, wife, work - how we are: totally, in every single gesture.

  Taisen Deshimaru

  Attitude, Moving, Mean

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• I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.

  Rick Santorum

  Shoes

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• Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

  Joey Bishop

  Money, Thinking, Gas Stations

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• If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

  David Sedaris

  Saws, Scream, Leprechaun

  "Author, Author?" by David Sedaris, www.newyorker.com. March 30, 2009.

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• Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private Catholic school for a while and that was to help me get through school.

  Mia Love

  Growing Up, Dad, School

  "In Utah, GOP House Candidate Out To Make History". "All Things Considered" with Audie Cornish, www.npr.org. May 3, 2012.

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• My daughter is seven, and some of the other second-grade parents complain that their children don't read for pleasure. When I visit their homes, the children's rooms are crammed with expensive books, but the parent's rooms are empty. Those children do not see their parents reading, as I did every day of my childhood. By contrast, when I walk into an apartment with books on the shelves, books on the bedside tables, books on the floor, and books on the toilet tank, then I know what I would see if I opened the door that says 'PRIVATE--GROWNUPS KEEP OUT': a child sprawled on the bed, reading.

  Anne Fadiman

  Daughter, Children, Book

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• Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became.

  Anton Szandor LaVey

  Sitting, Movement, Luther

  Anton Szandor LaVey (2000). “The Devil's Notebook”, p.57, Feral House

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• I remember one time I heard this English professor asking the class what the world's scariest noise is. Is it a man crying out in pain? A woman's scream of terror? A gunshot? A baby crying? And the professor shakes his head and says, 'No, the scariest noise is, you're all alone in your dark house, you know you're all alone, you know that there is no chance anyone else is home or within miles—and then, suddenly, from upstairs, you hear the toilet flush.

  Harlan Coben

  Baby, Pain, Home

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• I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet!

  Rick Astley

  Real, Lap, Invasion

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• I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

  Bob Dylan

  Way, Politics, Chairs

  Bob Dylan (2013). “Lyrics:1962-2012”, p.55, Simon and Schuster

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• There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.

  Raegan Butcher

  Choices, Made

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