Leprechaun Quotes

• Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy spied an elf, But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

  Shel Silverstein

  Mermaid, Magic, Gold

  Shel Silverstein, “Magic”

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• The earliest truth that we're taught is that there's a world alongside this world, with spirits, not mortals, an enchanted universe of fairies, wizards, leprechauns and trolls. They are all around us. One has only to open his eyes.

  William Holman Hunt

  Eye, Wizards, World

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• I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Basketball, Ready For Change, Ready

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• There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

  Karen Black

  Chasing Rainbows, Gold, Essence Of Life

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• But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

  Shel Silverstein

  Life Lesson, Mermaid, Magic

  Shel Silverstein, “Magic”

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• I built a leprechaun trap that was made to look like a tiny hotel. There was a ramp where the leprechaun could walk into the hotel, see a Lego pot of gold on the other side, try to reach it, fall through a trap door, go through a tube, wind up in a biscuit tin, and be trapped. My mom, encouraging my madness, told me that the leprechaun might escape and that I needed a shot glass of whiskey down there to keep him occupied while he was in there.

  Alex Hirsch

  Mom, Fall, Glasses

  Source: collider.com

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• St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

  Charles Madigan

  Beer, Opportunity, Acting

  "Patrick,we Hardly Knew Ye". articles.chicagotribune.com. March 14, 1997.

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• If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

  David Sedaris

  Toilets, Saws, Scream

  "Author, Author?" by David Sedaris, www.newyorker.com. March 30, 2009.

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• You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

  Tucker Max

  Girl, Emotional, Issues

  Tucker Max (2010). “Assholes Finish First”, p.310, Simon and Schuster

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• The most relevant misadventure that I had, as a kid, is when I remember being pretty convinced that leprechauns were real and that I was going to catch one.

  Alex Hirsch

  Real, Kids, Remember

  Source: collider.com

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• Ya see I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun.
  You wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it on!

  Everlast

  Rap, Fighting, Hip Hop

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• I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than peoples imaginations.

  Megan Fox

  Believe, Lucky Charms, Imagination

  "Megan Fox Saves Herself". Interview with Stephen Marche, www.esquire.com. January 15, 2013.

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• An enlightened trust in the sovereignty of human reason can be every bit as magical as the exploits of Merlin, and a faith in our capacity for limitless self-improvement just as much a wide-eyed superstition as a faith in leprechauns.

  Terry Eagleton

  Self, Superstitions, Improvement

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• If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'

  Craig Ferguson

  Funny, Humor, Littles

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• I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

  Thom Yorke

  Might

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• All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

  Michael O'Leary

  Bullshit, Flight

  "'The worst job in Ireland': Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary is looking for a new assistant" by James Callery, www.independent.co.uk. November 8, 2016.

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• Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns,
  As I crush so-called Willies, thugs, and rapper-dons.

  The Notorious B.I.G.

  Crush, Rap, Thug

  Song: Kick In The Door, Album: Life After Death

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• Can I ask you a question? You know with vampires and werewolves and goblins and things, is there any mythological creature that doesn't actually exist?" "Of course," he replied. "The unicorn and the leprechaun would be would be the two main ones. The Loch Ness Monster isn't real, either, that's just someone called Bert.

  Derek Landy

  Real, Two, Vampire

  Derek Landy (2015). “Skulduggery Pleasant:”, p.140, HarperCollins UK

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• We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But, like those other fantasies that we can't disprove, we can say that God is very, very improbable.

  Richard Dawkins

  Flying, Monsters, Fantasy

  "Why There Almost Certainly Is No God" by Richard Dawkins, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 23, 2006.

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• Many atheistic books and blogs seethe with anger. Remarkably, the authors do not limit their anger to Christians. They seem most livid with God. I don't believe in leprechauns, but I haven't dedicated my life to battling them. I suppose if I believed that people's faith in leprechauns poisoned civilization, I might get angry with members of leprechaun churches. But there's one thing I'm quite sure I wouldn't do: I would not get angry with leprechauns. Why not? Because I can't get angry with someone I know doesn't exist.

  Randy Alcorn

  Christian, Believe, Book

  Randy Alcorn (2009). “If God Is Good: Faith in the Midst of Suffering and Evil”, p.136, Multnomah

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• Atheists don't hate fairies, leprechauns, or unicorns because they don't exist. It is impossible to hate something that doesn't exist. Atheists - like the painting experts hated the painter - hate God because He does exist.

  Ray Comfort

  Atheist, Hate, Philosophical

  "You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can't Make Him Think: Answers to Questions from Angry Skeptics". Book by Ray Comfort, 2009.

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• Irish is a leprechaun language.

  Sammy Wilson

  Language

  "Irish Language Being Used as Political Football" by Jim Gibney, republican-news.org. October 10, 2007.

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• I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

  Janette Rallison

  Care, Cheese, Should

  Janette Rallison (2010). “My Fair Godmother”, p.102, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• The things I encounter that I call elves or gnomes, it's just a gloss. I mean, they're small, and they have the archetype. They're more like leprechauns, and this maybe raises a racial issue.

  Terence McKenna

  Mean, Issues, Encounters

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• I mean, I would say I get five or six e-mails every day from people asking, "Is there going to be a Leprechaun 6?' It's probably the most asked question besides, 'Is there going to be a Willow II?

  Warwick Davis

  Mean, People, Asking

  Interview with Tasha Robinson, www.avclub.com. November 07, 2001.

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