Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour?
Life is good when you have a good sandwich.
You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise.
Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.
You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.
Enjoy every sandwich.
Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread.
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun, it looks good, and you don't have to wash up afterwards.
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around.
Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.
Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one onion ring, one hippopotamus, one piece of string, a dash of pepper. That ought to do it. And now comes the problem... biting into it!
I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich!
For people who are really alive to have life awakened is more important than to get a sandwich.
There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.
I-I don't usually go around throwing rocks at people's windows. Or saying that I've wanted to kiss you since your first day at work, when you wanted to know why we had three codes for fish sandwiches when we only sold one kind.
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