Paul Lynde Quotes

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• Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

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  Cowboy, Peter, Saddles

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• Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

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  Food, Needs, Sandwiches

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• I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

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  Funny, Life, Family

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• I'm Liberace without a piano.

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  Piano

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• Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

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  Gay, Thinking, Comedian

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• My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.

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  Body, May, Neglected

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• A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

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  Wire, World, Closets

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• I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

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  Happiness, Laughter, People

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• If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

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  Comedy, Alcoholics, Ifs

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• Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

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  Comedy, Realism, Believability

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• I laughed all the way through Love Story.

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  Stories, Way, Love Story

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• When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

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  People, Annoyed, Dollars

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• I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

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  Recycling, Mystery, Hell

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted

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  Children, Thinking, Joy

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• Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

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  Topics, Comedy, Conversation

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• I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

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  Ulcers

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• I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

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  Couple, Glasses, Vegetables

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• Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

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  Dad, Lying, Hate

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• Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

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  House, Mind, Paper

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• I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

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  Husband, Selfish, Way

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

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  Would Be, Half, Comedy

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• I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

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  Simple, Trying, Meals

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• A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

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  World, Rooms, Comedy

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• The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

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  Comedy, Belts, Whole

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• The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

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  Mother, Hypocrite, Doctors

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