Morey Amsterdam Quotes

• According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.

  Morey Amsterdam

  Men, Twenties, Statistics

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• My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."

  Morey Amsterdam

  Funny, Dog, Humor

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• People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

  Morey Amsterdam

  Sassy, Doors, People

  13 Copy quote

• Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.

  Morey Amsterdam

  Men, Body, Finest

  8 Copy quote

• A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

  Morey Amsterdam

  Funny, Humor, Order

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

  15 Copy quote

• Even the police have an unlisted number.

  Morey Amsterdam

  Numbers, Police

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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