Sandwiches Quotes - Page 2

• You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thinking, Issues, Anger Issues

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• The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

  Mario Diaz-Balart

  Peanut Butter, Jelly, Peanuts

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• My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey?

  Bill Bryson

  Mother, Two, Honey

  1989 The Lost Continent, ch.1.

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• A Panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a Panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry, and, sure enough, finds an explanation. Panda. Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

  Lynne Truss

  Confused, Black And White, Gun

  "Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation". Book by Lynne Truss, November 6, 2003.

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• Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

  Andy Roddick

  Mother, Cheese Sandwiches, Cheesy

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• All of the energy of existence is going to flow through you. You will be in thousands of planes of consciousness at once or beyond in nirvana or having a sandwich with a friend.

  Frederick Lenz

  Inspirational, Buddhism, Energy

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• When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food. When you go into a new town, it's very had to find a good place to eat.

  Paul Prudhomme

  Travel, Clubs, Towns

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• When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.

  Anne Rice

  Sexy, Lunch, Literature

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• Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

  Jack Benny

  Food, Cutting, Cooking

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• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

  Billy Joel

  Witty, Sex, Peanut Butter

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Men, Bread, Determined

  F. Scott Fitzgerald (2009). “The Beautiful And Damned”, p.239, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

  Kevin Hart

  Cheese Sandwiches, Turkeys, Cooks

  "The "Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain" Interview". Interview with Kam Williams, pittsburghurbanmedia.com.

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• A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.

  Sol Wachtler

  Law, Ham, Jury

  "A Jurist's Prudence: A Q&a With Sol Wachtler". Interview with Morgan Pehme, cityandstateny.com. December 17, 2014.

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• Stretch of I-95 has already had one brush with disaster. In 2008 two contractors from the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation stopped to get a sausage sandwich, and parked their cars under this bridge. And fortunately they wanted that sausage sandwich because they saw one of these piers with an eight foot gash in it about five inches wide. And oh, they knew automatically that this bridge was in deep trouble.

  Steve Kroft

  Eight, Bridges, Two

  Source: www.cbsnews.com

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• The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.

  Adam Osborne

  Smart, Hands, Lunch

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• Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich.

  Mika

  Thinking, Lunch, Dresses

  "Mika's New Album Out Today!". Seventee Magazine Interview, www.seventeen.com. September 22, 2009.

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• I lived at home and I cycled every morning to the railway station to travel by train to Johannesburg followed by a walk to the University, carrying sandwiches for my lunch and returning in the evening the same way.

  Sydney Brenner

  Travel, Morning, Home

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• They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.

  Roy Keane

  Drink, Prawns, Realising

  2000 On spectators in the corporate boxes at Manchester United games. In the Sunday Times, 31 Dec.

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• Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

  Jim Carrey

  Family, Grandparent, Noses

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!

  Dwayne Johnson

  Funny, Sweet, Ice Cream

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• We hunger for significance, for signs that our personal existence is of special meaning to the universe. To that end, we’re all too eager to deceive ourselves and others, to discern a sacred image in a grilled cheese sandwich or find a divine warning in a comet

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Cheese Sandwiches, Special, Warning

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• So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

  Cody Lundin

  Survival, Want, Turds

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• I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two cans of Red Bull, there'll be cold McDonald's and jam sandwiches with several cakes.

  Jamie Oliver

  School, Mcdonalds, Cake

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.

  Helen Fielding

  White, Beef, Tomatoes

  "Chat with author Helen Fielding". Live chat, www.cnn.com. March 10, 2000.

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• I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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