George Carlin Quotes About Truth

Quotes about: Truth

• Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Wedding, Truth

  "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?". Book by George Carlin, 2004.

• By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

  George Carlin

  Truth, Stupid People, Tools

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• The truth is, Pavlov's dog trained Pavlov to ring this bell just before the dog salivated.

  George Carlin

  Dog, Truth, Pavlov

• The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Truth

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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