George Carlin Quotes About Time

Quotes about: Time

• Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Dream, Time

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

  George Carlin

  Funny, Time, Jobs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

  George Carlin

  Life, Time, Calendars

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

  George Carlin

  Time, Mean, Hands

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