George Carlin Quotes About Team

Quotes about: Team

• I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

• If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

  George Carlin

  Baseball, Team, Stupid

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

  George Carlin

  Team, Circles, Names

  George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

• No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Team, Humor

• If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.

  George Carlin

  Baseball, Team, Father

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• When I was in seventh grade, I was caught stealing money from the visiting team's locker room during a basketball game. So I was sent to The Brothers. That's what they called this parochial school up in Goshen, New York. I was supposed to get closer supervision there and more "masculine influence," whatever that means. But I was thrown out for telling a couple of really lame kids on the playground that I had heroin.

  George Carlin

  Basketball, Brother, New York

  Source: reprints.longform.org

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