George Carlin Quotes About Fun

Quotes about: Fun

• Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

  George Carlin

  Happiness, Fun, Over You

• Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Travel

  George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.52, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

• Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

  George Carlin

  Fun, Sleep, Years

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Pigs

• But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

  George Carlin

  Fun, Sound, Milk

• And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

  George Carlin

  Dream, Stars, Fun

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.663, Hachette UK

• So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

  George Carlin

  Religious, Fun, People

• The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

  George Carlin

  Fun, Getting High, Enjoyment

  Source: reprints.longform.org

• I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

  George Carlin

  Fun, Thinking, People

  Source: abilitymagazine.com

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