George Carlin Quotes About Guns

Quotes about: Guns

• The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun.

  George Carlin

  Gun, Keys, America

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

  George Carlin

  Home, Gun, Safety

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

• They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Gun

• So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper. And that of course was at the end of the Civil War. Now there is another phrase I dearly love. That is a true oxymoron if I've ever heard one: "Civil War." Do you think anybody in this country could ever really have a civil war? "Say, pardon me?" (shoots gun) "I'm awfully sorry. Awfully sorry."

  George Carlin

  Country, Sorry, Philosophy

  "What Am I Doing in New Jersey?". Live album by George Carlin, 1988.

• I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.

  George Carlin

  Believe, Home, Gun

  Interview with Sam Merrill, reprints.longform.org. January 1982.

• You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.

  George Carlin

  Gun, Boys, Forever

  Source: www.avclub.com

• I don't care much about the outcome. I'd like for people to feel better and have better lives, but I don't think that's in the cards through political action. I think bloodshed is still the way you get dramatic change. That'll never happen because they've got all the guns now. At least they've got the nice guns, the big ones, the ones with night vision.

  George Carlin

  Nice, Feel Better, Gun

  Source: www.motherjones.com

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