George Carlin Quotes About Food

Quotes about: Food

• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

• And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

  George Carlin

  Food, Cooking, Culinary

• I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

  George Carlin

  Food, Cooking, Sushi

• I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this term somehow implies there is some correct weight... There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are! They're fat !

  George Carlin

  Food, People, Use

• They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

  George Carlin

  Humorous, Food, Airports

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humorous, Food

• On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

  George Carlin

  Food, Turkeys, Cooking

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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