George Carlin Quotes About Cats

Quotes about: Cats

• Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.

  George Carlin

  Dog, Cat, Thinking

• Meow” means “woof” in cat.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Dog, Mean

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.197, Hachette UK

• If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Party, Cat

• A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

  George Carlin

  Cat, Hammers, Blink

• Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.

  George Carlin

  Dog, Sleep, Cat

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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