George Carlin Quotes About Vegetarian

Quotes about: Vegetarian

• I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

  George Carlin

  Sleep, Animal, Vegetarian

• Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

  George Carlin

  Sports, Jesus, Stupid

• Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

  George Carlin

  People, Water, Monsters

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