George Carlin Quotes About Quality

Quotes about: Quality

• We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

  George Carlin

  Thinking, Ideas, Quality

• Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.

  George Carlin

  Country, Cutting, America

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.

  George Carlin

  Quality, Serious, Problem

• No, there's no God, but there might be some sort of an organizing intelligence, and I think to understand it is way beyond our ability. It's certainly not a judgmental entity. It's certainly not paternalistic and all these qualities that have been attributed to God.

  George Carlin

  Intelligent, Thinking, Quality

  The Onion A.V. Club, September 6, 2000.

• Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but a joke is about surprising someone. I'm a great believer in context. You can joke about anything. I do like finding out where the line is drawn, deliberately crossing it and bringing some of them with me across the line, and having them be happy that I did.

  George Carlin

  People, Quality, Different

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