George Carlin Quotes About Death

Quotes about: Death

• Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

  George Carlin

  Death, Suicide, Stupid

• Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Death, Long

• I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

  George Carlin

  Death, Suicide, Humorous

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

• If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

  George Carlin

  Death, Funny But True, Persons

  George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

• Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!

  George Carlin

  Funny, Death, Senior

  George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

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